The things kids say!

These are some of my favorite Spencer quotes from the past 2 years.

You can't always get what you want, mommy.

That's the biggest penis ever! (Talking about himself, of course.)

Daddy, what is 'crap'? (That was my fault for not doing a good enough job cleaning up my language.)

Hhhmmm...I have an idea...let's watch (insert name of show here)!

I make the rules.

Mommy, are you happy? Are you happy mommy?!? Get happy mommy! GET HAPPY!!!!! (This is the new thing when I get mad. He asks me if I'm happy and if I say no he freaks out and starts screaming for me to 'get happy'.)

Not right now daddy, I'm checking my e-mail.

When I was a boy...

And a great quote from Fred from dinner the other night when Spencer was dangling 2 pieces of spaghetti in the air: Spaghetti is for eating, not for dancing.

I'm sure there are a bunch more, but that's all I could remember at the moment.